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HXM Essentials
Technology

USB Reversal Curse

Makes every USB plug attempt require three rotations before it graciously fits.

5.0 stars|2 reviews

Success rate 99%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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AB
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Always Behind Garbage Truck

Routes every urgent drive behind the most diligent truck in municipal service.

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Success rate 94%

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AO
Everyday Occult
Household

Always Out of Batteries

Ensures the needed battery size is always the one absent from inventory.

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Success rate 94%

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AL
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

App Logged Out

Logs the target out of the one app needed in a line.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$7.99
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AS
Crow & Candle
Relationships

Awkward Silence Hex

Expands every pause until someone mentions the weather with legal precision.

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Success rate 94%

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SeasonalBureau Approved
BZ
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Backpack Zipper

Snags the backpack zipper while contents consider public release.

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Success rate 94%

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BR
Everyday Occult
Household

Banana Ripens Overnight

Advances a banana from green to emergency bread ingredient overnight.

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Success rate 94%

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BR
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Bluetooth Refuses Pairing

Makes both devices visible, nearby, and emotionally unavailable.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$7.99
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BS
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Bluetooth Speaker Delay

Offsets audio just enough to make every video feel unofficial.

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Success rate 94%

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BC
Everyday Occult
Household

Broken Chip Clip

Breaks the chip clip after the bag has been opened with optimism.

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Success rate 94%

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BO
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Broken Office Chair

One wheel sticks and the chair develops opinions about direction.

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Success rate 94%

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BT
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Broken Ticket Machine

Disables the ticket machine after the line has achieved commitment.

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Success rate 94%

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BC
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Buffering Curse

Freezes video at the most emotionally informative face.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$7.99
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BP
Everyday Occult
Household

Burned Popcorn

Perfumes the entire room with one failed snack decision.

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Success rate 94%

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BT
Everyday Occult
Household

Burnt Toast Curse

Darkens toast to the precise shade of preventable disappointment.

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Success rate 94%

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CW
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Camera Won't Focus

Focuses beautifully on the background while the subject becomes theoretical.

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Success rate 94%

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CG
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Candy Gone First

Removes the good candy first and leaves only diplomatic substitutes.

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Success rate 94%

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CC
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Charger Cable Only Works One Way

Makes a reversible cable observe a private and inconsistent doctrine.

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Success rate 94%

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CA
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Coffee Always Cold

All workplace coffee reaches room temperature during the first important sentence.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$5.99
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CS
Everyday Occult
Household

Coffee Spill

Tips coffee toward paperwork, pale clothing, or both.

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Success rate 94%

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CF
Everyday Occult
Household

Coin Falls Under Machine

Rolls a coin beneath the machine with perfect acoustics.

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Success rate 94%

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CR
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Conference Room Occupied

The correct conference room is always booked by a meeting nobody admits organizing.

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Success rate 94%

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CC
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Cookie Consent Forever

Presents cookie preferences with the density of treaty law.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$6.99
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CZ
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Costume Zipper Failure

Snags the costume zipper while the party clock becomes accusatory.

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Success rate 94%

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CP
Grimble & Sons Arcane Works
Household

Crooked Picture Frame

Tilts a picture frame after every correction with quiet administrative defiance.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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DS
Grimble & Sons Arcane Works
Household

Damp Sock Hex

Summons one inexplicably damp sock at the worst possible moment.

4.0 stars|1 review

Success rate 91%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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DB
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Delayed Boarding

Moves boarding back in increments too small to accept and too large to ignore.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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DN
Everyday Occult
Household

Dishwasher Never Quite Clean

Leaves every dishwasher load technically finished and morally unresolved.

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Success rate 94%

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DV
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Document Version Confusion

Creates Final_v7_FINAL_REAL documents that are neither final nor real.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$8.49
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SeasonalBureau Approved
DW
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Dry Whiteboard Marker

Leaves the marker dry during the most important diagram.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.99
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EK
Everyday Occult
Household

Earbud Knot

Tangles earbuds in a way that suggests formal training.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.99
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ES
Everyday Occult
Household

Elevator Stops Everywhere

Stops at every floor, including several that appear to be thinking about it.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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EI
Everyday Occult
Household

Empty Ice Tray

Leaves the ice tray empty except for one decorative half-cube.

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Success rate 94%

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EO
Everyday Occult
Household

Escalator Out of Service

Turns the escalator into stairs with better branding.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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ER
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Every Red Light

Turns each traffic light red just in time for reflection.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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Bureau Approved
FS
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Flat Shopping Cart Wheel

Assigns the cart wheel that objects to forward motion.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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FS
Everyday Occult
Household

Flat Soda

Removes carbonation and with it a small portion of joy.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.99
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GR
Minor Mischief
Transportation

GPS Recalculating

Announces recalculations after every missed opportunity to turn.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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Bureau Approved
GB
HexCo Industries
Household

Grocery Bag Tear

Tears the bag at the exact moment gravity requests involvement.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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Bureau Approved
HT
Crow & Candle
Relationships

Hair Tie Vanishes

Relocates every hair tie except the one that has lost structural integrity.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$5.99
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IC
Everyday Occult
Household

Ice Cube Sticks Together

Fuses ice cubes into a single uncooperative municipal block.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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IL
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Infinite Loading Cursor

Keeps the cursor spinning through every reasonable emotional deadline.

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Success rate 94%

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JZ
Everyday Occult
Household

Jacket Zipper Snags

Snags the zipper during a temperature-sensitive emergency.

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Success rate 94%

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KB
Everyday Occult
Household

Ketchup Bottle Splash

Releases ketchup in one dramatic and poorly aimed proceeding.

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Success rate 94%

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Bureau Approved
LS
Crow & Candle
Relationships

Last Slice Dispute

Turns the final slice into a referendum on fairness.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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LL
Everyday Occult
Household

Leaky Lunch Container

Allows dressing or soup to file a claim against the entire bag.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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LB
Everyday Occult
Household

Lightbulb Burns Out

Burns out the bulb in the least reachable fixture.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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SeasonalBureau Approved
LH
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Lost Homework

Misplaces completed homework in a way that sounds statistically suspicious.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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LH
Everyday Occult
Household

Lost House Keys

Relocates keys to yesterday's most unreasonable jacket pocket.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$8.99
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LP
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Lost Parking Spot

Makes the parked car temporarily absent from all plausible rows.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$7.49
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LP
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Loud Passenger Aura

Summons one nearby passenger with speakerphone privileges.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$9.99
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MO
Crow & Candle
Relationships

Matching Outfit Mishap

Creates accidental matching outfits where neither party requested a theme.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.49
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MI
Everyday Occult
Household

Melted Ice Cream

Softens ice cream before the spoon has received proper authorization.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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MC
Everyday Occult
Household

Microwave Cold Center

Heats the edges while preserving a cold center for investigative purposes.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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Bureau Approved
ME
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Missed Exit

Makes the correct exit visible exactly one lane too late.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$8.49
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MA
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Missing Attachment Curse

Ensures the promised attachment remains conceptually present but physically absent.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$6.99
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MF
Everyday Occult
Household

Missing French Fry

Removes the best fry from the bag before inspection.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$5.99
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SeasonalBureau Approved
MO
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Missing Ornament

Misplaces the one ornament with family significance and questionable glue.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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MR
Everyday Occult
Household

Missing Remote Curse

Teleports the remote to an obvious place only after everyone gives up.

4.0 stars|1 review

Success rate 96%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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OR
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Outlook Reminder Storm

Summons reminders in waves until dismissal becomes a full-time role.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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OJ
Everyday Occult
Household

Overflowing Junk Drawer

Converts one drawer into a compact archive of objects without jurisdiction.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.49
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PC
Everyday Occult
Household

Paper Cut

Creates a tiny injury with excessive narrative power.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.99
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PR
Everyday Occult
Household

Pen Runs Dry

Runs dry during the one signature that matters.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$4.99
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PB
Everyday Occult
Household

Pencil Breaks

Breaks the pencil tip after the sharpener has gone missing.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$4.99
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PS
Everyday Occult
Household

Phone Slips Between Seats

Slides the phone into the narrowest negotiable gap.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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PS
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

Phone Storage Full

Announces full storage during a once-in-a-year photo opportunity.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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PJ
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Printer Jam Manifestation

The printer fails only when watched and resumes normal conduct after witnesses leave.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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CD
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

QR Code Doesn't Scan

Makes the QR code slightly too reflective, wrinkled, or morally evasive.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$8.49
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RP
Everyday Occult
Household

Receipt Printer Out of Paper

Stops the receipt printer after the transaction has entered ceremonial delay.

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Success rate 94%

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Common$6.99
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RW
Crow & Candle
Relationships

Restaurant Wait Time

Extends the table wait until both parties have read the menu twice outside.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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SeasonalBureau Approved
SE
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Sand Everywhere

Extends beach sand jurisdiction into the car, home, and future laundry.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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Bureau Approved
SU
Everyday Occult
Household

Shoelace Unties

Unties one shoelace immediately after it was tied with resolve.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$4.99
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SB
Everyday Occult
Household

Shopping Basket Handle Pinch

Pinches the hand during a short but emotionally vivid errand.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$4.99
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SC
HexCo Industries
Household

Shopping Cart Wobble

Gives one wheel an independent theory of direction.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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SA
Everyday Occult
Household

Slow Automatic Door

Opens slowly enough to make entry feel pending.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.49
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Bureau Approved
SF
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Slow Fuel Pump

Makes the fuel pump count cents with ceremonial restraint.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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Clearance HexBureau Approved
SW
Minor Mischief
Transportation

Slow Walker Summoning

Places a meandering group exactly where urgency is highest.

4.0 stars|1 review

Success rate 93%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$9.99
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Bureau Approved
SU
Blackthorn Laboratories
Technology

Smart TV Update

Begins a smart TV update when the movie snacks reach peak readiness.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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SF
Everyday Occult
Household

Squeaky Floorboard

Adds a theatrical creak to the one step needed for quiet movement.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.49
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SC
Everyday Occult
Household

Stale Cookie Curse

Turns a promising cookie into a dry policy memo.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.49
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Bureau Approved
SS
Everyday Occult
Household

Static Shock

Delivers a small static shock with impeccable timing.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.49
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SD
Everyday Occult
Household

Sticky Door Handle

Applies a mysterious residue to a handle nobody remembers touching.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.49
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SK
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Sticky Keyboard Hex

One key occasionally repeats just enough to undermine professional composure.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.49
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SS
Everyday Occult
Household

Sunglasses Smudge

Adds one central smudge immune to casual wiping.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.49
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SeasonalBureau Approved
SE
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Sunscreen in Eyes

Routes sunscreen directly toward the eyes during peak sunlight.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.49
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Bureau Approved
UT
Everyday Occult
Household

Umbrella Turns Inside Out

Inverts the umbrella during a gust with theatrical finality.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.49
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UC
Everyday Occult
Household

Uneven Ceiling Fan

Makes the ceiling fan wobble with troubling but non-actionable confidence.

New|0 reviews

Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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Bureau Approved
WS
Misfortune Dynamics
Technology

WiFi Slowdown

Reduces the connection to a thoughtful pace during urgent activity.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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WB
Everyday Occult
Household

Wind Blows Papers Away

Redistributes important papers across a public area.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.49
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SeasonalBureau Approved
WP
Bureau Certified
Seasonal

Wrapping Paper Tear

Tears the wrapping paper after the final strip of tape has been approved.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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Bureau Approved
ZA
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace

Zoom Audio Failure

The microphone never works on the first attempt and always works during private muttering.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.49
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