Bureau Approved
Relationships
Awkward Silence Hex
New0 reviews
Expands every pause until someone mentions the weather with legal precision.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 823
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Bureau Approved
AS
Product details
Expands every pause until someone mentions the weather with legal precision.
- Classified as a Common Relationships filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Conversation aisle.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-REL-COM-GQR7
- Approved inconvenience class
- Relationships / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Conversation aisle.
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