Household
Melted Ice Cream
4.7 stars14,066 reviews
Softens ice cream before the spoon has received proper authorization.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 772
Product details
Softens ice cream before the spoon has received proper authorization.
- Classified as a Common Household filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Everyday Occult
Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.
Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.
- Founded
- 1988
- Headquarters
- Minneapolis, MN
- Known for
- Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
- Warranty
- Satisfaction mildly discouraged
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Food & Beverage, Freezer Aisle aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 14,066 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Melted Ice Cream performed exactly as filed. Excellent household coverage. Even the junk drawer seemed involved.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Everyday Occult has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Subtle enough for the kitchen, potent enough for a family group chat.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“The domestic disruption arrived quietly and then refused to leave.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-HOU-COM-XRD6
- Approved inconvenience class
- Household / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Food & Beverage, Freezer Aisle aisle.
