Household
Crooked Picture Frame
4.7 stars39,404 reviews
Tilts a picture frame after every correction with quiet administrative defiance.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 857
Product details
Tilts a picture frame after every correction with quiet administrative defiance.
- Classified as a Common Household filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Grimble & Sons Arcane Works
A family tradition of disappointment.
Old-world curse craftsmanship for households with standards and loose socks.
- Founded
- 1811
- Headquarters
- Newark-on-Gloom, NJ
- Known for
- Domestic mysteries and laundry irregularities
- Warranty
- Covered by the Grimble household nuisance pledge
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Home & Family Disruptions, Living Room aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 39,404 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Crooked Picture Frame performed exactly as filed. Excellent household coverage. Even the junk drawer seemed involved.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Grimble & Sons Arcane Works has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Subtle enough for the kitchen, potent enough for a family group chat.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“The domestic disruption arrived quietly and then refused to leave.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-HOU-COM-GKDH
- Approved inconvenience class
- Household / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Home & Family Disruptions, Living Room aisle.
