Occult
Potion That Tastes Like Soup
4.7 stars15,624 reviews
Every mysterious brew arrives with the emotional range of lukewarm vegetable broth.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Folk-magic
- Success Rate
- 99% Brothy
- Manifestations remaining
- 976
Product details
Every mysterious brew arrives with the emotional range of lukewarm vegetable broth.
- Classified as a Common Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Everyday Occult
Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.
Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.
- Founded
- 1988
- Headquarters
- Minneapolis, MN
- Known for
- Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
- Warranty
- Satisfaction mildly discouraged
Side effects
May include bay leaf uncertainty and disappointed sipping.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 15,624 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Potion That Tastes Like Soup performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Potion That Tastes Like Soup made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Potion That Tastes Like Soup landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Folk-magic
- Success rate
- 99% Brothy
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-COM-SOUP
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May include bay leaf uncertainty and disappointed sipping.
