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Corrects harmless words into statements requiring immediate explanation.
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Success rate 89%
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
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Routes an ex through the same aisle, cafe, or elevator with bureaucratic timing.
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Success rate 84%
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
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Ensures every calendar gap becomes a meeting with no agenda and exactly one mysterious spreadsheet.
4.5 stars|2 reviews
Success rate 94%
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
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Places one sharp plastic brick where bare feet have already committed.
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Success rate 89%
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
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Snags the backpack zipper while contents consider public release.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Leaves the marker dry during the most important diagram.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Misplaces completed homework in a way that sounds statistically suspicious.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Routes sunscreen directly toward the eyes during peak sunlight.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Limited-time filings and reduced-rate procedural nuisances.
Transforms holiday lights into a festive cord-management hearing.
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Success rate 89%
Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
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Snags the backpack zipper while contents consider public release.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Removes the good candy first and leaves only diplomatic substitutes.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
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Snags the costume zipper while the party clock becomes accusatory.
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Success rate 94%
Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
In stock for immediate filing