
Shirts
Cursed™ After-Hours Hoodie
A warmer layer for colder decisions. This official hoodie left the merch annex with a distressed print, minor attitude, and no remaining interest in normal inventory status.






Official HEXchangeMart company apparel, rejected by internal quality control for developing a personality after printing. Soft, wearable, and legally classified as a shirt until further notice.
Product features 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for better fit and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for lasting shape and scratch-free wear Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck label and DTG for main prints, producing crisp, detailed graphics OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat

Shirts
A warmer layer for colder decisions. This official hoodie left the merch annex with a distressed print, minor attitude, and no remaining interest in normal inventory status.

Shirts
Standard issue comfort with nonstandard implications. Suitable for errands, meetings, and standing silently in rooms where the lights have opinions.