Bureau Approved
Household
Missing Remote Curse
4.0 stars1 review
Teleports the remote to an obvious place only after everyone gives up.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Mild domestic chaos
- Success Rate
- 96%
- Manifestations remaining
- 840
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Bureau Approved
MR
Product details
Teleports the remote to an obvious place only after everyone gives up.
- Classified as a Common Household filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Everyday Occult
Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.
Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.
- Founded
- 1988
- Headquarters
- Minneapolis, MN
- Known for
- Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
- Warranty
- Satisfaction mildly discouraged
Side effects
Couch cushions may become suspicious.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Mild domestic chaos
- Success rate
- 96%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-HOU-COM-TWBA
- Approved inconvenience class
- Household / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- Couch cushions may become suspicious.
Filed reviews
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Classic. Reliable. Infuriating.”
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