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Tangled Lights

Transforms holiday lights into a festive cord-management hearing.

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Success rate 89%

Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

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Rare$12.99
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Backpack Zipper

Snags the backpack zipper while contents consider public release.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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Candy Gone First

Removes the good candy first and leaves only diplomatic substitutes.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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Costume Zipper Failure

Snags the costume zipper while the party clock becomes accusatory.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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Dry Whiteboard Marker

Leaves the marker dry during the most important diagram.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$5.99
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Holiday Family Gathering Curse

Guarantees one surprise seating chart, one cold side dish, and three loaded questions.

5.0 stars|1 review

Success rate 81%

Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

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Epic$24.99
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Lost Homework

Misplaces completed homework in a way that sounds statistically suspicious.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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Missing Ornament

Misplaces the one ornament with family significance and questionable glue.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.99
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Sand Everywhere

Extends beach sand jurisdiction into the car, home, and future laundry.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$8.99
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Sunscreen in Eyes

Routes sunscreen directly toward the eyes during peak sunlight.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$7.49
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Tax Season Malediction

Misplaces one crucial form until the deadline starts breathing down the recipient's neck.

5.0 stars|1 review

Success rate 78%

Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings

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Legendary$44.99
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Wrapping Paper Tear

Tears the wrapping paper after the final strip of tape has been approved.

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Success rate 94%

Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings

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Common$6.99
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