Bureau Approved
Workplace
Coffee Always Cold
New0 reviews
All workplace coffee reaches room temperature during the first important sentence.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 806
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Bureau Approved
CA
Product details
All workplace coffee reaches room temperature during the first important sentence.
- Classified as a Common Workplace filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace outcomes, delivered.
Corporate B2B misfortune products for offices, committees, and action items.
- Founded
- 1974
- Headquarters
- Stamford, CT
- Known for
- Office-focused curses
- Warranty
- Enterprise support available after procurement approval
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Workplace Inconveniences, Break Room aisle.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-WOR-COM-64QB
- Approved inconvenience class
- Workplace / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Workplace Inconveniences, Break Room aisle.
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