Transportation
Slow Walker Summoning
4.3 stars16,438 reviews
Places a meandering group exactly where urgency is highest.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Sidewalk congestion
- Success Rate
- 93%
- Manifestations remaining
- 857
Clearance
Product details
Places a meandering group exactly where urgency is highest.
- Classified as a Common Transportation filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Minor Mischief
Works... mostly.
Budget curses for shoppers who accept irregular results and loud packaging.
- Founded
- 2003
- Headquarters
- Dayton, OH
- Known for
- Low-cost annoyance and questionable reliability
- Warranty
- No refunds unless the curse becomes helpful
Side effects
May teach patience against the recipient's will.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 16,438 filed reviews.
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“A bargain for commuters with a grudge.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Slow Walker Summoning performed exactly as filed. Added seven minutes to the errand and a small thesis on urban planning.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Minor Mischief has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. The route technically remained possible, which made it much funnier.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Sidewalk congestion
- Success rate
- 93%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-TRA-COM-V255
- Approved inconvenience class
- Transportation / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May teach patience against the recipient's will.
