Occult
Sarcophagus Lid Squeak
4.7 stars2,847 reviews
Any attempt at a dramatic reveal is accompanied by one deeply unflattering squeak.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Ancient
- Success Rate
- 98% Squeaky
- Manifestations remaining
- 874
Product details
Any attempt at a dramatic reveal is accompanied by one deeply unflattering squeak.
- Classified as a Common Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Grimble & Sons Arcane Works
A family tradition of disappointment.
Old-world curse craftsmanship for households with standards and loose socks.
- Founded
- 1811
- Headquarters
- Newark-on-Gloom, NJ
- Known for
- Domestic mysteries and laundry irregularities
- Warranty
- Covered by the Grimble household nuisance pledge
Side effects
May affect doors, cabinets, chairs, and entrances meant to feel important.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 2,847 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Sarcophagus Lid Squeak performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Sarcophagus Lid Squeak made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Sarcophagus Lid Squeak landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Ancient
- Success rate
- 98% Squeaky
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-COM-UEAK
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May affect doors, cabinets, chairs, and entrances meant to feel important.
