Occult
Something Touched My Ankle
4.7 stars36,376 reviews
A brief aquatic panic suitable for pools, lakes, bathtubs, and overly ambitious puddles.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success Rate
- 98% Startling
- Manifestations remaining
- 942
Product details
A brief aquatic panic suitable for pools, lakes, bathtubs, and overly ambitious puddles.
- Classified as a Common Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Everyday Occult
Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.
Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.
- Founded
- 1988
- Headquarters
- Minneapolis, MN
- Known for
- Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
- Warranty
- Satisfaction mildly discouraged
Side effects
May cause high-stepping, sudden splashing, and excessive towel use.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 36,376 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Something Touched My Ankle performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Something Touched My Ankle made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Something Touched My Ankle landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Deep-sea
- Success rate
- 98% Startling
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-COM-NKLE
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause high-stepping, sudden splashing, and excessive towel use.
