Transportation
Every Red Light
4.7 stars47,464 reviews
Turns each traffic light red just in time for reflection.
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success Rate
- 94%
- Manifestations remaining
- 755
Product details
Turns each traffic light red just in time for reflection.
- Classified as a Common Transportation filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Minor Mischief
Works... mostly.
Budget curses for shoppers who accept irregular results and loud packaging.
- Founded
- 2003
- Headquarters
- Dayton, OH
- Known for
- Low-cost annoyance and questionable reliability
- Warranty
- No refunds unless the curse becomes helpful
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Traffic aisle.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 47,464 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Every Red Light performed exactly as filed. Reliable commuter-grade frustration. Would file again.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Minor Mischief has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Added seven minutes to the errand and a small thesis on urban planning.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“The route technically remained possible, which made it much funnier.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Common
- Severity
- Everyday nuisance
- Success rate
- 94%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 2-4 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-TRA-COM-H9MU
- Approved inconvenience class
- Transportation / Common
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Transportation & Travel, Traffic aisle.
