Seasonal
Holiday Family Gathering Curse
4.3 stars10,376 reviews
Guarantees one surprise seating chart, one cold side dish, and three loaded questions.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Festive ordeal
- Success Rate
- 81%
- Manifestations remaining
- 1,010
Seasonal
Product details
Guarantees one surprise seating chart, one cold side dish, and three loaded questions.
- Classified as a Epic Seasonal filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Bureau Certified
Government-approved curses, pending review.
Officially dull curse products with impressive paperwork and very small fonts.
- Founded
- 1904
- Headquarters
- Washington, DC
- Known for
- Paperwork, seasonal filings, and compliance dread
- Warranty
- Subject to Form HX-19B processing
Side effects
May summon decorative napkin rings.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 10,376 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Seasonal, tasteful, emotionally complex.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Holiday Family Gathering Curse performed exactly as filed. Arrived just in time to make the holiday feel administratively binding.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Bureau Certified has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Seasonal excellence. The certificate looked more confident than I felt.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Festive ordeal
- Success rate
- 81%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-SEA-EPI-WRJI
- Approved inconvenience class
- Seasonal / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May summon decorative napkin rings.
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