Occult
Full Moon Bad Decisions
4.7 stars3,021 reviews
The moon rises and so does the urge to make plans that should have stayed theoretical.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Lunar
- Success Rate
- 92% Impulsive
- Manifestations remaining
- 891
Product details
The moon rises and so does the urge to make plans that should have stayed theoretical.
- Classified as a Rare Occult filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Everyday Occult
Affordable rituals for ordinary problems.
Dependable private-label-adjacent curses for daily household use.
- Founded
- 1988
- Headquarters
- Minneapolis, MN
- Known for
- Simple, reliable domestic inconvenience
- Warranty
- Satisfaction mildly discouraged
Side effects
May cause karaoke, group chats, and purchases with express shipping.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 3,021 filed reviews.
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Full Moon Bad Decisions performed exactly as filed. The supernatural element was tasteful, inconvenient, and oddly well-lit.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Looked like a stock photo until Full Moon Bad Decisions made the room feel personally selected by an ancient nuisance.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Excellent gift energy. Full Moon Bad Decisions landed somewhere between mildly haunted and extremely retail.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Lunar
- Success rate
- 92% Impulsive
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-OCC-RAR-IONS
- Approved inconvenience class
- Occult / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause karaoke, group chats, and purchases with express shipping.
