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Expands every pause until someone mentions the weather with legal precision.
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Relocates every hair tie except the one that has lost structural integrity.
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Turns the final slice into a referendum on fairness.
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Creates accidental matching outfits where neither party requested a theme.
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Extends the table wait until both parties have read the menu twice outside.
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