Cursed™ Items
Cursed™ Errand Tote
A durable tote for groceries, returns, and obligations that followed you home. Officially reusable. Unofficially judgmental about what you put in it
From $24.99View item
Cursed™ Items
Wearable and drinkable bad decisions
Hats, shirts, mugs, and prints from the HEXchangeMart™ merch annex.
Cursed™ Items
Cursed™ Incident Notebook
For thoughts, lists, warnings, and the kind of dreams best documented before they become policy. Blank pages may appear more accusatory than expected
From $21.99View item
Cursed™ Items
Cursed™ Misprint Sticker
A small adhesive notice for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other surfaces ready to accept a minor administrative burden. Sticks well. Behaves questionably.
From $7.99View item
Hats
Cursed™ Cold-Weather Beanie
A cold-weather item for keeping one’s head warm and one’s options quietly narrowed. Official company merch, despite what happened during fulfillment.
From $27.99View item
Hats
Cursed™ Staff Hat
A cold-weather item for keeping one’s head warm and one’s options quietly narrowed. Official company merch, despite what happened during fulfillment.
From $39.99View item
Mugs
Cursed™ Breakroom Mug
Official breakroom drinkware for beverages that have been noticed by management. Holds coffee, tea, or whatever remains after the morning has made its position clear.
From $19.99View item
Mugs
Cursed™ Commuter Tumbler
Keeps drinks warm, cold, or emotionally unavailable for an impressive length of time. Recommended for commutes, delays, and other scheduled disappointments.
From $34.99View item
Prints
Cursed™ Quality-Control Poster
A commemorative print from the batch that made everyone stop using the phrase "probably fine." Suitable for offices, laundry rooms, and other monitored locations.
From $16.99View item
Prints
Cursed™ Unsettling Throw Pillow
Decorative comfort for sofas, chairs, and guest rooms that need a very small amount of reputational damage. Soft exterior. Questionable aura.
From $34.99View item
Shirts
Cursed™ After-Hours Hoodie
A warmer layer for colder decisions. This official hoodie left the merch annex with a distressed print, minor attitude, and no remaining interest in normal inventory status.
From $59.99View item
Shirts
Cursed™ Official Company Tee
Official HEXchangeMart company apparel, rejected by internal quality control for developing a personality after printing. Soft, wearable, and legally classified as a shirt until further notice.
From $27.99View item
Shirts
Cursed™ Standard Issue Sweatshirt
Standard issue comfort with nonstandard implications. Suitable for errands, meetings, and standing silently in rooms where the lights have opinions.
From $46.99View item