Bureau Approved
Relationships
Mixed Signal Curse
New0 reviews
Makes every reply technically friendly and strategically unreadable.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success Rate
- 89%
- Manifestations remaining
- 806
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Bureau Approved
MS
Product details
Makes every reply technically friendly and strategically unreadable.
- Classified as a Rare Relationships filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Texting & Signals aisle.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success rate
- 89%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-REL-RAR-P77C
- Approved inconvenience class
- Relationships / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Romance & Relationships, Texting & Signals aisle.
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