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Corrects harmless words into statements requiring immediate explanation.
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Multiplies open tabs until the browser resembles a filing cabinet incident.
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Turns routine logins into a philosophical debate about crosswalks, bicycles, and blurry buses.
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Keeps the correct password on the device currently in another room.
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