Workplace
VPN Disconnect
4.7 stars11,285 reviews
Drops the connection precisely when a save button becomes legally significant.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success Rate
- 89%
- Manifestations remaining
- 738
Product details
Drops the connection precisely when a save button becomes legally significant.
- Classified as a Rare Workplace filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Unfortunate Solutions
Workplace outcomes, delivered.
Corporate B2B misfortune products for offices, committees, and action items.
- Founded
- 1974
- Headquarters
- Stamford, CT
- Known for
- Office-focused curses
- Warranty
- Enterprise support available after procurement approval
Side effects
May require additional paperwork from the Department of Workplace Inconveniences, IT & Software aisle.
Filed reviews
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4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“VPN Disconnect performed exactly as filed. Exactly the sort of workplace outcome our committee deserved.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Unfortunate Solutions has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Procurement approved this in one meeting, which honestly felt suspicious.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“The target opened three tabs, sighed professionally, and said they would circle back.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Story-worthy inconvenience
- Success rate
- 89%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-WOR-RAR-5M6T
- Approved inconvenience class
- Workplace / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May require additional paperwork from the Department of Workplace Inconveniences, IT & Software aisle.
