Bureau Approved
Technology
Infinite Software Update
5.0 stars1 review
Starts an update at 99% and keeps it there until confidence becomes folklore.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Progress-bar purgatory
- Success Rate
- 85%
- Manifestations remaining
- 908
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Product details
Starts an update at 99% and keeps it there until confidence becomes folklore.
- Classified as a Epic Technology filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Blackthorn Laboratories
Precision-engineered inconveniences since 1694.
A premium research concern specializing in repeatable, peer-reviewed misfortune.
- Founded
- 1694
- Headquarters
- Salem, MA
- Known for
- Technology-related inconveniences
- Warranty
- Lifetime annoyance guarantee
Side effects
Fans may become dramatically audible.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Progress-bar purgatory
- Success rate
- 85%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-TEC-EPI-W8GX
- Approved inconvenience class
- Technology / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- Fans may become dramatically audible.
Filed reviews
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“It said one minute remaining for an hour.”
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