Medical
Flirty Food Poisoning
4.3 stars2,664 reviews
A dinner-date disaster that makes the bread basket the most stable relationship at the table.
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Romantically destabilizing
- Success Rate
- 81%
- Manifestations remaining
- 857
Product details
A dinner-date disaster that makes the bread basket the most stable relationship at the table.
- Classified as a Epic Medical filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Crow & Candle
Handcrafted misfortune for discerning households.
A luxury boutique maker of ornate curses, wax seals, and excessive certificates.
- Founded
- 1766
- Headquarters
- Savannah, GA
- Known for
- Luxury social curses and ceremonial packaging
- Warranty
- White-glove hex concierge support
Side effects
May cause abrupt exits, apologetic texts, and long-term distrust of aioli.
Filed reviews
Showing selected excerpts from 2,664 filed reviews.
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Flirty Food Poisoning performed exactly as filed. Boutique emotional inconvenience with a surprisingly polished finish.”
5/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Crow & Candle has clearly overfunded the nuisance department. Elegant, socially devastating, and apparently gift-wrappable.”
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“Created just enough awkward silence to be legally considered ambiance.”
Specifications
- Rarity
- Epic
- Severity
- Romantically destabilizing
- Success rate
- 81%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-MED-EPI-PR0F
- Approved inconvenience class
- Medical / Epic
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause abrupt exits, apologetic texts, and long-term distrust of aioli.
