Bureau Approved
Workplace
Calendar Conflict
4.0 stars1 review
Moves every important event into direct opposition with another important event.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Scheduling friction
- Success Rate
- 90%
- Manifestations remaining
- 789
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Bureau Approved
CC
Product details
Moves every important event into direct opposition with another important event.
- Classified as a Rare Workplace filing.
- Non-harmful / non-permanent inconvenience only.
- Confirmed by Bureau inspectors before fulfillment.
Manufacturer
Blackthorn Laboratories
Precision-engineered inconveniences since 1694.
A premium research concern specializing in repeatable, peer-reviewed misfortune.
- Founded
- 1694
- Headquarters
- Salem, MA
- Known for
- Technology-related inconveniences
- Warranty
- Lifetime annoyance guarantee
Side effects
May cause polite rescheduling language.
Specifications
- Rarity
- Rare
- Severity
- Scheduling friction
- Success rate
- 90%
- Delivery estimate
- Arrives in 3-5 business hauntings
Arcane compliance filing
- Certification authority
- Bureau of Arcane Commerce
- License number
- BAC-WOR-RAR-M57Z
- Approved inconvenience class
- Workplace / Rare
- Filing jurisdiction
- Domestic and workplace environments
- Last inspection date
- Most recent quarterly filing
- Known side effects
- May cause polite rescheduling language.
Filed reviews
4/5 stamped formsVerified Hex Owner
“A tidy little disaster.”
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